fart and give me a clue
haveing s-x with a really fat bird {beached whale}the type of bird you wouldnt like to go on top!!!
i went out the other day and pulled a fat bird and she was fat and i mean fat!!! i was trying to get my d-ck in her but couldnt find her hole so i had to say to her fart and give me a clue love
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