fart baloon ii


differs from a fart baloon only in the way it is blown up. you stick a straw up your -ss, connect a baloon to the straw and let loose with a long powerful fart.
have your friends watch in amazement as you blow up fart baloons using the fart baloon ii method. it helps immensley if you gorge yourself with a meal consisting of a lot of spicy mexican food, brocoli, and deviled eggs 2 hours before you start. fart baloons will float for a week longer than baloons blown up with helium. also, if you breath in a fart baloon your voice sounds even funnier than with helium!

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