fart baloon iii


a baloon that is blown up using dehydrated farts.
to blow up baloons using the fart baloon iii method is very economical. save your sh-t for a few months , then put your big pile of sh-t into an industrial dehydrator. eat the dehydrated sh-t and wait a couple hours. by then you will have a considerable amount of gas. then simply use the fart baloon ii method to fill some baloons. if you do not know the fart baloon ii method then google it.tie your fart baloons to a lawn chair, sit in it and you will be able to float at least 20 feet up if you use about 30 fart baloons.

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