Fart Bar


a granola bar, power bar, clif bar or any other kind of snack or meal replacement bar that gives you gas shortly after you eat it.
todd: on a lighter note…
scott: no, i’m having h-m-lunch. f-ck.
todd: fart bar and a v8?
scott: yup.
1 more definition
any fiber bar after it is consumed makes you fart for a whole day straight.

you can count on it for non stop farting.
fiber one. a fartbar that contains fiber.

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