Fart before the shart


the fart starts out somewhat normal then becomes louder and more choppy like a sprinkler. the smell slowly starts to linger before the rest of the air has been pushed. as the end of this fart nears it will become louder and more b-ss like, making a thump. the last whisper out of the sphincter will sound wet and feel almost pasty like peanut b-tter. once its over the little p–p particles in the air hit your nostrils and stings your sniffer. at this time you need to make your way to a sh-tter cuz whats next is a mixter of air and wet p–p. the shart!
all of the sudden the room filled with a pungent stink as nate ran through the room to the bathroom. everyone knew he just experienced the ol fart before the shart!

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