Fart Block
when at a social gathering and there is a guy hitting on a girl. walk over next to them, fart, then walk away. the girl will think that the guy hitting on her farted, get grossed out and ditch him. essentially c-ck-blocking via farting.
friend 1 – “haha dude that girl just completely rejected that guy trying to hit on her.”
friend 2 – “that’s because i fart blocked him.”
not being able to fart when the coast is clear.
you’re at a social gathering and have to fart really bad, so you excuse yourself and walk to the bathroom. but now you can’t let it out, no matter how hard you push. d-mn fart block!
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