fart blocker


one who has s-x in the -n-s thus blocking farts
d-mnit cletus stop being a f-cking queer -ss fart blocker
1. fart blocker is something placed in -n-s that stops one from
releasing gases from the intestines; most naturally it’s one’s faeces,
upon the release of which the stench becomes unbearable;

2. fart blocker is a polish urban dweller youth that tries to live along the lines of so-called “hip-hop culture” (aka “blocker”/” ;blockers”, from the polish word “blok” meaning “block of flats”, the cheap dwelling made popular throughout the soviet-era poland); fart blockers can be better
known as “piggaz” (see: pigga – polish white n-gg-); it became a definition for any hip-hop lover
1.
i’ve had too much of those mc cr-p food and cheap beer – i can’t fart, there is a fart blocker somewhere inside.

2.
– oh no! those fart blockers busted my car again for no apparent reason! can’t they just do something useful for the society? i mean, what’s the reason for being a fart blocker? do they strive for the better of the humanity, go against the established values to create a new society?

– nope dude. they can’t, they’re just not intelligent to write proper polish on the internet and nope, they don’t have values – they just consume the moronic goo of what’s called hip-hop culture and give their pocket money to the companies that tell them what to do. their ideology is just a product to sell: wear their clothes and do nothing intelligent, so that they spend all their money to the benefit of the multinational companies.

– s’just whack, man!
they walk away as the fart blockers stare at them with that empty look of a sedated moron
1. fart blocker is something placed in -n-s that stops one from
releasing gases from the intestines; most naturally it’s one’s faeces,
upon the release of which the stench becomes unbearable;

2. fart blocker is a polish urban dweller youth that tries to live along the lines of so-called “hip-hop culture” (aka “blocker”/”blockers”, from the polish word “blok” meaning “block of flats”, the cheap dwelling made popular throughout the soviet-era poland); fart blockers can be better
known as “piggaz” (see: pigga – polish white n-gg-); it became a definition for any hip-hop lover
1.
i’ve had too much of those mc cr-p food and cheap beer – i can’t fart, there is a fart blocker somewhere inside.

2.
– oh no! those fart blockers busted my car again for no apparent reason! can’t they just do something useful for the society? i mean, what’s the reason for being a fart blocker? do they strive for the better of the humanity, go against the established values to create a new society?

– nope dude. they can’t, they’re just not intelligent to write proper polish on the internet and nope, they don’t have values – they just consume the moronic goo of what’s called hip-hop culture and give their pocket money to the companies that tell them what to do. their ideology is just a product to sell: wear their clothes and do nothing intelligent, so that they spend all their money to the benefit of the multinational companies.

– s’just whack, man!
they walk away as the fart blockers stare at them with that empty look of a sedated moron

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