Fart burn
when you p–p or fart and you b-tt hole burns. not like tempature, but like hot sauce on your tounge, or when you throw up and it goes up your nose. like that exept on your b-tthole.
guy 1: -farrrrrttt-
guy 2: eww that was a wet one! wasnt it?!
guy 1: owwww major fart burn!
guy 2: what?
guy 1: it feels like i just farted out jalapinos!
guy 2: omg…
the burning sensation one feels in their r-ct-m after having been flatulent the entire day.
navin: oh man, i had taco bell all day yesterday, and now i have fartburn.
food that makes you fart or have farts that leave a burning sensation.
that jumbo beef burrito gave me fartburn.
a feeling one gets when they p-ss gas after eating hot mexican food especially beans.
the hot beans really gave me a bad case of fartburn!
the fecal residue left in one’s underpants resulting from overindulgence of food and/or drink.
“man, i ate me some good ole beans and it gave me the worst fartburn! my wife had to bleach my underwear twice just to get the stains out.”
when a fart is so strong that it “burns” the nose hair of those around you.
“dude, you totally gave me fartburn with that one! take your stinky self outside!”
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