Fart Burp
when you trap your fart in a container, inhale it, burp it up, and blow it into someones face.
yesterday after getting out of the water i ripped such bad -ss in my wetsuit that i decided to fart burp kristin which smelt so horrible it nearly made her vomit.
a vile smell worst than a fart but it comes out your mouth. smells like a zombie crawled inside your mouth down towards your stomach. then proceeded to raise all the vile smelling foods you have had in your life and then for 5 months you can’t stop burping it.
warning
sh-llfsh can give you fart-burps. will make you fail an exam and will inflict untold suffering on millions.
alex ”hmm these oysters are okay”
ban ” suggests that we collect the oysters and sea sh-ll fish from the harbour
alex ” i’ll take a few back for my dad as well…
5 hours later……
vomiting and food poisoning infects all three of us.
two months later ban ”my burp really stinks.”
alex ” smells like a fart but its really a burp”
ban” a fart-burp”
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