Fart-camouflage
n. and v. the act of synchronizing coughing and/or flushing with an upcoming, potentially noisy fart in order to merge the sounds and avoid judgement from others when exiting. this usually happens in public restrooms or thin-walled houses; mostly done by females, although it is done by males when there is female within hearing range, fearing it might be a turn-off.
girl 1: what the h-ll, daisy flushed three times already.
girl 2: yeah, that’s her fart-camouflage.
girl 1: what a waste of water.
dude 1: you ok man? heard you coughing back there.
dude 2: yeah man, i was fart-camouflaging — daisy gets turned off by my farts.
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