Fart Catcher
political aide who covers up or spins a politician’s gaffs.
don’t worry about larry, his fart catchers will take care of everything.
an obsequious servant, waiter, or sales -ssistant; one who continually follows closely behind their employer/customer, fawning and pathetically eager to please.
the moment you entered the store, you had a fartcatcher treading on your heels.
high-waisted panties, specially those so high-waisted as to cover the bellyb-tton at the front, and look even more weird as sh-t for our sober modern standards from the back, as if the wearer had a great problem letting even the smallest amount of fart to ever leave her, hence the name.
gordon: hey chad, how was your s-xy time with that hot chick last night?
chad: she was wearing f-cking fartcatchers! my b-n-r withered as quickly as i kicked that b-tch out of the room!
gordon: so gay. bad choice of underwear tho
large or baggy female underwear, usually worn in place of a thong on a heavy flow day.
1. see-through white pants are completely pointless when the b-tch is wearing fart catchers.
2. she should wear a t-bar, not those d-mn huge fart catchers.
a person who cannot get their tongue further up the bosses / superiors / other persons -rs-hole. a kiss–rs-. an -rs- licker. a rimmer. someone who unnecessarily worships someone so much they catch their precious farts lest they be released into thin air.
that tony blair is a real fart catcher to george w bush!
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