[fart chameleon]
(1) noun. in an operational sense, one whose flatulence actually closely mimics the olfactory properties of another’s flatulence
(2) noun. in a social sense, one who takes on the characteristics of the clique, in which he/she seeks to belong
usage 1:
bro 1: “brah, did you fart or was that me?”
bro 2: “there’s no way to tell, you’re a fart chameleon.”
usage 2:
bro 1: “brah, i don’t get it, in high school she was a goody-two-shoes, then she gets into college, ditches her old friends, and becomes a drunken slam pig. what gives?”
bro 2: “it’s simple brah, she’s a fart chameleon.”
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