Fart Cola


the act of trying to fart but instead, you cr-p out a nice load of stinky rogers, exept in liquid form!!!
guy 1: hey, you wanna smell somthing…

guy 2:not really…

guy 1:too bad…. -swoosh-pfttttt-

guy 2:wtf is that brown s— we got a fart cola over here

guy 1:umm nothing!

girl 1:thats perfectly normal around here…

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