fart collectors
underwear worn all day long. science says humans p-ss gas 10-20 times per day, so all underwear collects a lot of gas. fart, poot, let one rip, gas master, p-ss gas, flatulence, toot, rip one, p–p, do-do, bowel movement, bm, cr-p, underwear, undies, drawers, pajamas, skivvies, long johns
i shouldn’t have had those tacos for lunch, my fart collectors are working overtime.
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