Fart cramps
cramps that you get when you’ve been holding a fart in for too long and you just can’t get anywhere safe to let it go.
-whispers to friend-
jeff: dude those burritos really got to me and now i’ve got fart cramps…
justin: just hold it in a little more, you can’t fart in front of my gran.
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