fart dust

fart dust is microscopic and/or visible bits of feces expelled from the r-ct-m. feces acc-mulates on the sphincter after wiping the b-ttocks because of the wrinkles of the sphincter. feces dries and when a person farts/expells gas the sphincter opens slightly and the wrinkles open and allow the dried feces to fall and be blown out. dr. chuck of the virginia fecal inst-tute performed many experiments to prove the existence of fart dust despite many disbelievers but proved without a shadow of a doubt that it in fact existed. with the help of a “volunteer”, he had the test subject fart on a clean sheet of printer paper and the fart dust materialized. fart dust does not occur with peoples who use baby wipes or bidets for cleansing their b-ttocks after bathroom use.
joe awoke hacking up fart dust after harold farted in his open mouth.
the microscopic feces particals expelled out of the r-ct-m within the methane gases of flatulation.
the seat fabric had acc-mulated nearly visable fart dust from its experience since being manufactured in 1951.
the rank smell that erupts when someone sits in a chair you recently blasted into.
dude, someone left some freakin fart dust in my chair!
the dust that flies when you slap a couch cushion, padded chair, or any other soft surface where people sit.
i was laughing so hard that i slapped the couch, got a whiff of fart dust, then almost p-ssed out.
the dusting on the water of the toilet when you fart after a long diaharia.
somebody please flush that fart dust down the toilet