fart factory


(n) someone who produces farts at an amazing rate and can be compared with a modern day m-ss production facility, except for farts.
orin is such a d-mn fart factory, that’s 5 in a row!
someone who produces an immense amount of methane bursts in sucession.
“fuzzy” is a fart factory! he needs to buy air freshener.
someone who walks into a room and blasts a silent but deadly fart without saying anything as to get sick pleasure from others smelling your stinking -ss.
person1: “man, it smells like -ss in here”
person2: “yeah, that is some stinky sh-t! zach must have been in here, he’s a fart factory.”
a person who has chronic gas can be called a fartfactory
you fart a lot in your sleep, your such a fartfactory!
despite other false definitions, a fart-factory is an -n-s. fart-factory usually refers a female -sshole.
“f-ck me in the fart factory!”

“oh d-mn, she had a fart-factory tighter than a snare drum! it was off the shart chart!

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