Fart Fisting
the act of collecting the fart in your fist and then releasing it near your nose to enjoy the evanescent fumes while they last. usually performed when someone is alone.
usually performed to get high when out of drugs.
“john you gotta find your b-tch-ss some work instead of fart fisting on my couch all day!”
matt ran out of stuff to get high on and then he finds about fart fisting!
the act of cupping one’s fart in both hands and releasing it in another’s face.
aaron was fart-fisted the other night by my sister. she has been doing a lot of fart-fisting lately to people.
i got fired for fart-fisting my boss.
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