fart gargle
when you’re in the shower, and there is soapy water running down betwixt your b-tt cheeks and you let out a burbling, bubbling foamy fart wind, you have experienced a fart gargle. the fart gargle is best experienced in close quarters, specifically in older, smaller shower surrounds. ceramic tiles and stone are an ideal acoustical surface to properly reverberate the fart gargle.
my girlfriend walked in on me in the shower right when i was in the middle of some serious fart gargling. she immediately turned around and left, as i was left alone to bathe in the stench and echo of a truly magnificent fart gargle.
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