fart goggles
spectacles that have no optically corrective effect. they are worn purely for fashion reasons by halfwits who think they make them look cooler or more intelligent.
“check out that chick over there… she looks dead clever”
“no no.. they’re fart goggles she has on, that bint is as thick as a platter of sh-t sandwiches”
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- Fat guy in a little coat
1. a cl-ssic chris farley scene from tommy boy (1995) in which he puts on a small coat and sings “fat guy in a little coat.” 2. a big p-n-s in a small condom -put down my coat man -fat guy in a little coat!
- fatpete
a term to define your mum fatpete’s hot fatpete is a b-tch i just pulled fatpete etc etc etc a tool for whacking weeds. hey, hand me the fatpete
- fat pill
(noun) a doughnut or other small sweet pastry. if you keep scarfing down those fat pills your -ss is gonna be as big as a f-cking house!