Fart Herding


the act of using flatulence to direct a particular person or group to a certain location. often used (with little success) in a bar environment by someone who just had a mexican dinner.
friend #1: “where did billy go, he keeps disappearing”
friend #2: “oh he’s over there fart herding that group of brunettes so they some closer”

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