Fart Invasion
this is when you go to a small shop with a large bunch of friends with whom you had a curry with the night before. and you all simultaneously fart like h-ll before exiting without making a purchase. this can be done in stealth by silent ones, or for added effect rip them out as loud as you can, watch the invasion unfold as the shop -ssistants dive for cover.
if you only have a small group, it can be done in a taxi, but has to be just as you’re paying your fare…….then upon leaving the taxi the doors are closed really quickly. the driver then suffers for over-charging.
‘lets go to that cr-p clothes shop on the and release phase 1 of a fart invasion campaign, we’ll get the f-ckers next week too’
‘this taxi drivers sure to rip us off, i feel the need for a fart invasion’
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