Fart Lava


the unexpected execretion of liquid sh-t when you do a fart.
bill: man i’ve been so sick the last 3 days. the other day i did a fart in bed and the next thing i know there’s a steaming puddle of fart lava on the sheets
ben: wtf? who r u!

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