Fart Mask
when wearing tight clothing and farting, you may swing your arms in such a manner that forces the fart out of your collar or hood. bystanders may think your face has just farted and you will carry around a mask of fart for seconds to minutes
guy 1: -farts, stretches arms and abruptly brings arms back to sides, fart emits from collar
girl 1: oh my god! did your face just fart?
guy 2: yea, he’ll be walking around with a fart mask for a few…
noun. to pull ones shirt up over ones nose in a sometimes vain attempt to block noxious -ss fumes from entering ones nose.
sh-lly just farted so i had to pull my shirt up over my nose to create a fart mask.
“dude, bill farted!”
-pulls shirt over nose-
“sweet, got yer fart mask on i see!”
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