Fart Mist

1. a m-ss of fine p–p particles in the atmosphere.
2. p–p vapor condensed on the inside of your b-tt cheeks after forcing out what you “thought” was a dry fart. this often happens in the car and smells exceptionally bad.
dude, i was driving home from the all you can eat garlic pizza place when i farted and totally fart misted all over the inside of my underwear and cheeks.

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