fart muffin
to break wind in the cup of your hand and wave it up to a friend’s nose and mouth area so that they get a fresh dose of the wretched gas.
bird gave david a “good game” as goodbary gagged after david handed him a potent fart m-ffin as they sat in the president’s office discussing the master plan.
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