cuntdouche
1. a mixture of a c-nt and a douche; a person who is a c-nt and a douche at the same time
2. an occurence when a female’s c-nt accidentally swallows the entire douch
1. dude, aaron is such a c-ntdouche
2. did you see what happened to mona the other day? she was cleaning her self, then all of a sudden “schlup!” she gets a c-ntdouche
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