fart muzzle
holding toilette paper over the -n-s in order to muzzle the sounds being produced.
when over a guests house that you do not want to let know your taking a smash. or in a public restroom and you don’t want to scare your neighbor you grab some tp and roll up a fart muzzle and stick it to your hole.
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