Fart Parcel


a fart parcel is a gift achieved by storing bodily g-sses in a cardboard cuboid structure of matter.

fart parcels are great gifts for children
my dad got me a fart parcel for christmas. it stunk
when you walk about a room or area making lots of little farts one after the other while you walk.
“oops, i’ve been leaving little fart parcels all around this room!”

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