Fart Paste


the stuff you clean off your underwear after an uh-oh fart
my god he farted and got his fart paste all over his pants
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to give someone’s pokemon obscene or otherwise undesirable nicknames when he or she isn’t watching.
from a series of incidents in which pokemon were renamed “fartpaste”
i left my gameboy at steve’s and he fartpasted my silver version something feirce.

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