Fart Poo
before your comfortable p-ssing wind in front of the person you are trying to impress, holding in all your farts means that the tiny fart molecules join together and form a fart poo. smaller than a regular size poo, just a collection of farts forming one solid m-ss. usually when the fart poo is p-ssing through it is accompanied by a fresh batch of very loud farts which echo loudly around the toilet basin.
a person most likely to experience fart poos is the trump collector.
tom: “i didn’t want to fart in front of naomi the other day so i held in all my farts”
will: “surely that can’t be good for you”
tom: “my stomach started hurting, and then i went to the toilet and deposited a fart poo”
“i’ve been holding in these farts all day now i really need to get rid of this fart poo”
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