fart pride
odd feeling of satisfaction accompanied by a boost in self esteem that results from secretly breaking wind in a public place without anyone suspecting it’s you
so you’re standing in the middle of a crowded trolley, and quietly you cut a real greasy one, okay? then you watch in amus-m-nt as the disgusting smell fills the area and starts to nauseate dozens of your fellow p-ssengers. for fun you glare at the old lady standing next to you and act like she’s the perp responsible for the noxious odor
dude, if that don’t make you beam with fart pride, then you ain’t human!
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