fart purgatory
this happens when you are in the middle of trying to silently p-ss a fart, but suddenly your -sshole shifts in just such a way that you know that if you continue p-ssing it wil come out loud as a bugel. you then sit there attempting to p-ss it silently, which causes your face to contort and you to stop breathing in an effort to make sure no noise comes out.
friend 1: “dude, i was talking to this hot girl last night at the bar and i tried to p-ss one but i stopped ’cause i knew if i p-ssed more it would sound like a nuke.”
friend 2: “dude, you totally went into fart purgatory.”
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