fart seed


whilst ripping a killer fart, a small (seed like) piece of poo leaves your r-ct-m at high velocity and is sowed into your underwear.
ohh man, dazza you farted so hard just then, you’ve definitely planted your fart seed in those jocks.
a small (seed shaped) piece of fecal matter that has escaped your r-ct-m at high velocity whilst letting rip a fart, which then sows its self into your underwear, soiling them
daz lets rip a big fart…. buuuurrrrrreerrrerretttttttttt

me: ” fark man, that fart would have definitely seen some fart seeds soil those jocks”

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