Fart Smack
a fart smack is when you sneak up on an unsuspecting sleeping friend or foe, squat over their slumbering face (pants optional) and unleash a large, preferably disgusting odored fart. swiftly after you must wake them up with an authoritative smack to there face. thus waking them up to a big, startled gasp of -ss gas.
dude, joey is such a douche bag, lets fart smack his -ss tonight!
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