fart surfing
the act of propelling oneself in a direction, by means of flatulence. depending on how much gas is stored in one’s body, it is possible to travel across entire continents, entirely on the power of farts.
it is such a popular activity, that many people are proud to call it a hobby. there are many fart surfing clubs that can be found in almost every country.
to fly from california to new york, one could either drive, buy a plane ticket, or take a train. however, fart surfing is a free and environmentally friendly alternative.
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