fart tenting
the act of fart tenting consists of expelling gas while under a blanket. you have a small dog that sleeps in bed with you like a dachshund. first you release the gas,then raise up the blanket with two fingers to create a tent. this gives the gas a chance to reach to top. then you release the blanket. this tends to push the gas downwards and in an outward direction.
thereby ensuring you small pet derives the benefits of the gaseous odor.
i always make sure i go fart tenting at least once a week.
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