fart trail
following a particularly heinous gastral discharge, the essence of fart that clings to a person and follows them as they move, usually good for a range of anywhere between 5-50 feet.
tom excused himself to go rip a huge cloud of methane from his -ss in another room, but he didn’t wait long enough for the fart to dissipate. he came back to his desk dragging a nasty fart trail behind him that made the rest of us nauseous.
the process of tightning your but cheeks and letting loose continous little farts while walking usally more than 3 to 5 steps for fear of ripping one ginormous fart
oscar: holy cr-p dude…
jason: what?
oscar: i totaly farted a huge trail back there. it mustve been that entire hall way!!
jason: is that what that tapping sound was?!!? man that mustve been a huge fart trail, that tapping was going on for a good minute and a half!!!!!
oscar: yeah!! lol!!!
hot chick in the hall way: omfg!! whats that smell!!!
oscar: dude! lets gtfo of here!!!
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