fart train


to do a lengthy fart whilst walking. usually produced intermittently with the impact of each footstep.
hot blonde with enorm t-ts: wow that was the most awesome fart train i’ve ever heard – can i please give u a rim job?
dude: ok!
to commence farting as you start walking down a hallway or p-ssage – trying to make the fart last all the way to the end. ensures a consistent unpleasant experience for any followers
man! – i just followed the longest fart train ever – its was awful!

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