fart wolf
someone who cry’s wolf about farting
fart , let them know you farted
then also, say you farted when you didnt
eventually they find out
then never know if you really farted or not
fart when something important is being done
when driving roll the windows up … lock them
lie about farting best when they ask about the windows being locked or to unlock them …
does your window work… thats because i farted and locked them
then admit you didnt really fart
keep doing it … and then when you really fart … and they dont believe you and smell it
best to maintain a fart wolf ratio so when you really do fart in a certain situation, they “arent falling for it” and your then an official fart wolf
safe for work and everywhere
except in front of someone who workouts alot or is possibly having a bad day…
dont fart wolf in front of strangers who may get really upset
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