fartard


a person of moderate or high intelligence who acts like someone who is r-t-rded. can be made into the adjective: fartarded.
guy 1: hey i just got a 100 on my math test!
guy 2: sweet man! that was some hard calculus we had to do.
guy 1: yeah. i wonder what 2×3 is?
guy 2: …you’re a f-cking fartard

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