fartarrhea
v. similar to “shart”-ing, having fartarrhea is when a person thinks he or she is p-ssing gas, but a gentle brown mist is expelled from the -n-s, creating a jackson pollock in the underwear. (see jackson pollock)
susan and her friends were drinking soda when she was stricken with fartarrhea. her sh-t stank!
when you think you’re about to p-ss gas, but instead you have explosive diarrhea. this is a more severe form of sharting.
suzy: wasn’t jim wearing different pants this morning?
karim: yeah, but the food from that sketchy hot dog stand gave him unexpected fartarrhea and he had to change.
occurs when a person underestimates their own fart, thinking it is just gas but lets the fart out and diarrhea also sprays out usually making a big mess.
tracy sat on the couch. she felt a big fart coming. she shrugged and slowly let it out. after she farted, she felt better but she noticed her underwear felt wet and her pants had a big brown stain along with the couch. that’s when she realized it and said “d-mn i had a case of fartarrhea and sh-t myself”!
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