Fartbeat
the way you can tell if an animal or person is still alive when they look asleep/dead, because they pop a fart.
johnny: “hey man i think shes dead, or p-ssed out, i dunno!”
marty: “eww hear that… shes just farted”
johnny: “yeah man shes definitely got a fartbeat”
when you fart to the rhythm of your hear beat.
after running a mile, mike decided to fartbeat. it was quite entertaining.
Read Also:
- fart op
a moment of opportunity when one’s fart can be masked by noise or wind or simply lack of other people. some fart ops known to man have included: 1. elevators 2. outdoors 3. crowded streets 4. empty trains 5. bathrooms charlie always used the fart op of a train pulling into the station and making […]
- maruquez
from spain, same as marquez, rich and famous, a t-tle name ranking, spelling variations of this family name include: marquis, marques, marquise, marquy, marqui, marcquis, marquess and many more. first found in normandy, in pas-de-calais in the arrondiss-m-nt of boulogne-sur-mer, where they were seated since the very early times the rich and famous comes from […]
- Raahim
a cool guy that plays way tooooooo much on the computer, and always makes dirty jokes ;), also is a smart -ss. raahim: imma go home and play on my comp you: nice
- rabeet
an indian man with white skin what, he’s indian? but he’s white. he must be a rabeet.
- Rabies sausage
when a woman puts tooth paste on a man’s d-ck and brushes it with a toothbrush. after this she puts the p-n-s in her mouth and the paste makes her look like she’s foaming at the mouth, like if she had rabies. my girlfriend uses mint toothpaste when she does the “rabies sausage”