Fartburglar
a person who farts right after you and steals your thunder, so to speak, claiming they are responsible for the horrible smell when it is really you.
you fartburglar!
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n. a burglar that steals things and farts in your house. often the house-owner gets accused of for the extremely toxicating smell
i didn’t fart, it was the fartburglar
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