Farter’s Confidant
1. a person whom other people are comfortable farting in front of.
2. a person whom other people are comfortable confiding in information about their farts. in either case there is a presumed level of trust, real or imagined, in the exchange from farter to farter’s confidant.
1. (to farter’s confidant) “dude, i just farted”
2. dude 1: dude i need to fart.
dude 2: dude, you can fart in my presents, i’m a farter’s confidant.
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