mouth aids
also known as d-ckinson syndrome. started when robert d-ckinson, a 17 year old student, had oral s-x with a dead otter. since, it has developed into an international epidemic, after d-ckinson began preying on drunken girls, going as low as 15 year olds!!!! it affects the mouth, causing excessive drooling, hairy tounge, and a constant taste of cinnamon. it also, slowly erodes the tongue, and can lead to constipation and the sh-ts will follow.
drunk girl: yo shizzle, i just got off with a guy who tasted like cinnamon.
friend: holy sh-t, that’s d-cky, u’ve got the mouth aids!!!!
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