fartgurt


it is an goo-like discharge that seeps out of the -n-l cavity, while burning the inside of that as we know as the “corn hole”. it has a coloration of diarrhea-brown and can wreak of a old womans rotten v-g-n-.
those who are abnormal drink fartgurt for breakfast.
or
eating/drinking fartgurt is abnormal.
a goo-like discharge that seeps out of the -n-l cavity with a slight burn in the rectal area. it has the scent of an old decaying v-g-n- and a coloration of diarrhea-brown.
max dripped fartgurt into katie’s r-ct-m.

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