Fartiac Arrest


a period of uncontrollable farting.
dude, i can’t stop farting.” “yeah, you must be going into fartiac arrest
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a condition occurring when bowel g-sses build up without release shooting upward to the chest region causing pains normally -ssociated with heart attack
after a lengthy buffet session at the golden corral, harliss keeled over in the church pew. the paramedics subsequently arrived and soon calmed the distraught parishioners pr-nouncing a simple case of fartiac arrest.

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