fartificial perspiration
when one begins to sweat while vigorously working up a fart.
timmy: “ mommy? why is daddy’s face red and sweaty?”
mommy: “leave him alone dear. he’s in a state of fartificial perspiration and i believe you are in the direct line of fire.”
timmy: “yes’m…”
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