fartificial respiration


when one cups their -ss over someone’s face and rips a fart, in hopes of reviving them.
timmy: “why does daddy pin mommy on the floor and fart in her face?”
tina: “he does that when she’s not breathing well; he’s giving her fartificial respiration.”

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